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20. September 2019
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26. Mai, Bf
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Witz Nr.80
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A Singaporean was on a holiday in Malaysia...sitting in a Delifrance shop having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam. A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down beside him and started a casual conversation. 'You must be a Singaporean right?' the Malaysian asked. 'Yes... how did you know?' asked the Singaporean. Malaysian: 'Because you Singaporean eat the whole bread right?' Singaporean: 'Yes, of course.' replied the Singaporean. Malaysian: 'We don't. We Malaysian only eat what's inside the crusts. We collect the crusts into containers, recycle them and then make them into croissants and sell them across to Singapore.' The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence. Malaysian: 'Do you eat the jam with the bread?' Singaporean: 'Of course.' Malaysian' (chuckling) 'Ah ha...we don't. We Malaysian eat only fresh fruits grow in Malaysia for breakfast and then we put all the peels, seeds and other left over in containers, recycle them, transform into jam and then sold it across to you in Singapore. By now the Singaporean had enough...and he retorted... Singaporean: 'Do you have sex in Malaysia?' Malaysian: 'Of course we doand we are much better at it and we have sex more often than you Singaporeans and that is why we do not have population problem in Malaysia.' Singaporean: 'I see... and do you wear protection?' Malaysian: 'Of course we wear condoms. We are the condom manufacturing capital of the world.' Singaporean: 'And what do you do with the condoms after you have used them?' Malaysian: 'We throw them away, of course!' Singaporean: 'Well, we don't. Let me share a secret with you. In Singapore, our goverment secretly collect them and put them in containers, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them across to Malaysia for people like you to chew on and that is why we banned chewing gum in Singapore.
 
6 registrierte Besucher bewerteten diesen Witz auf einer Skala von 1 (nicht witzig) bis 10 (sehr witzig) mit 4.70.